Rumor has it that Janney Lockman is back in town. Where has she been? And who am I? I'll never tell...
Gossip Girl: Upper Pocahontas County Dollar General Edition
Spotted: Janney Lockman buying dandruff shampoo at Dollar General. What's your skin problem Lil' J? And why were you so hesitant to share it with a high school classmate's mother when she asked you what you were purchasing in the check out line?
You know you love me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Spotted: Janney Lockman talking to her high school social studies teacher. What is this "research" you're doing back in Cleveland Lil' J? Why are you being so evasive about your future? What are you hiding? And why are you in Dollar General in Green Bank anyway?
Your secret's safe. For now.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Spotted: Budweiser truck outside Dollar General. Sounds like Dollar General is about to turn into the new supplier for all of Upper PC's most fabulous parties. So why are the ladies in line ahead of Lil' J complaining so much about it? Who are they to dare to want to stifle economic activity in Upper PC's most booming town? And why was Lil' J seen buying a case 2 hours later?
As for me, I'll be cracking open this limited edition camo Bud Light. Bottom's up, Upper PC.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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