Thursday, January 20, 2011

New Semester's Revolutions

New Year's resolutions don't work for me. I made a resolution this year to floss my teeth more often. I'm not sure where my dental floss is right now. Last year I resolved to figure out what I was doing with my degree. Now I'm even more confused than ever. This has gone on fairly consistently since I started making new year's resolutions.

In my humble opinion, resolving to do something all year on January 1st is setting yourself up for failure. It's hard to start a diet when there's all that old Christmas fudge and fruitcake kicking around your house. It's hard to start an exercise regime when you come home from work and it's dark, cold and snowy, you get sick, and your body just wants to hibernate (someday I am going to prove the Theory of Human Hibernation. It's going to rock the science world). It's hard to keep a diary when you're supposed to be writing thank-you notes. It's hard to make a change in yourself when nothing else is changing around you.

Which is why I like to make resolutions before making a transition in life, instead of making resolutions before a transition in the calendar year. At some point, I'm sure that there will be fewer transitions in my life and I'll turn to new years and new seasons to make resolutions, but for now I'm going to do what works for me when it works for me.

The transition in my life right now is going back to school after a semester of working and living in the "real world." Here are my resolutions (in no particular order).

1. Treat school like I'm getting paid to do it. Even though I'm not. Even though my degree will probably only make me overqualified to flip burgers, and under-qualified for anything else. Just suck it up and work it out!

2. Don't leave the house without makeup. This may seem like a shallow resolution, but hear me out. Since it takes me less than 5 minutes to do my make-up, the days when I go without it are usually days when I don't give a darn. While these days aren't always terrible days, the attention I pay to my physical appearance is a pretty good indicator of my mental health. When I take those few minutes to put on makeup before I head out, I am more likely to take a few minutes to enjoy the day later on.

3. Don't kiss boys with girlfriends. Even if you don't know that they have girlfriends. Because you always do know. And it's just bad news for everyone involved.

4. Don't let the social situation surrounding an activity lessen your enjoyment of that activity. An example: If you like doing radio at school, and the cool radio kids at school make you feel uncool, just keep doing your radio show and enjoying the hour at the crack of dawn on a weekend in the on-air room. Show all the cool radio kids by being highly successful at all radio-related activities. (Were they on Inside Appalachia? Were their news stories broadcast on NPR?).

5. Keep track of your bank account, Janney! Just do it.

Okay, that's enough resolutions. Of course, as always, I'll strive to eat well, exercise more, and be a happier person. And because it is no longer January 1st, I feel like I have a bigger chance of success at all of these.



P.S. Happy birthday Mom!

Friday, January 14, 2011

Goin' Down to South Park: Quiet Contemplation and Human Hibernation

It has been far too long friends. Mostly because I was in sunny Hawaii wearing shorts and sun dresses looking at fish and sea turtles and volcanos and stuff. So I didn't blog because a) Hawaii isn't Appalachia, and b) I didn't want to rub it in too much.

Now that I'm back in Kentucky, I feel like I will never be warm again. My house is cold. My office is cold. Outside is cold. It is officially winter, and my body is trying to do what it always tries to do this time of year: hibernate. The hibernation plan for this year so far seems to be to watch copious amounts of South Park and play Spyro the Dragon. I've been reading too, coming up with ideas for a tv show (it's like the Office, only about a non-profit), and singing a lot of karaoke.

I'm also super pumped to go back to school. While I appreciate the way the snow looks on the Whitesburg streets as I walk to hang out with my friends at night, I can recall how slick the Mudd ramp gets, taking out co-op trash in the snow, and those mornings when I can sneak in a cross-country ski journey before class. And while it's great to spend my evenings discussing reproductive health on a WMMT talk show, learning about StoryCorps, selecting karaoke numbers, teaching Sadie to use her scratching post, and watching the adventures of Cartman and Butters, I think I'm ready to do homework instead. Oberlin, as soon as you give me my housing assignment, I will be ready.

Well it's been a long day of web design. I know I have things to say, but my brain would rather hibernate and dream than blog. I'm going to revive it before school starts, but after 5 pm the only decisions I want to make are what to have for dinner, and whether or not to go out. So I'm going to appreciate the quiet contemplation that happens in winter, my opportunity for a mental break, the evenings spent cuddling as Stan, Kile, Cartman, and Kenny adventure in South Park, and waking up frozen. And hopefully Sadie will start scratching her scratching post instead of the couch.