Psychologist - cultural and sociology research
Editor in Chief of Rural Woman Magazine (or some catchier title, b/c let's face it, that one kind of sucks)
Instrument repair woman
Event planner (Weddings and parties on the huge farm I'm gonna own with all the $$ I make from the next things on my list...)
Inventor of the Night Before Pill
Inventor of the ultimate sunscreen
High school guidance counselor
Carpenter
Moonshiner
Mom
Now the real question is, which one should I do first?
(And Mom is not the answer to that question.)